Sergio Aragonés Destroys DC #1
Sergio Aragonés Destroys DC #1 cover

Date:

June 1996

Title:

(none)

Plot:

Rejected by DC Comics, Sergio decides to create an issue of every DC comic.  His Legion of Super-Heroes begins with a tryout, is followed by an alien invasion, turns into a fight over who is the current leader, and is then interrupted by Hawkman.

Only scenes involving Legion of Super-Heroes characters are dealt with here.

Credits:

Mark Evanier (Writer) • Sergio Aragonés (Pencils) • Ron Boyd (Inker) • Richard Starkings (Letterer) • Ton Luth (Colorist) • Peter Tomasi (Assistant Editor) • Dan Raspler (Editor) • Sergio Aragonés (Cover)

Character and Object Tracking

Analysis Notes


CHANGE HISTORY

Date of Change Content of Change
04/21/00
Posted
07/10/00
Notes corrections to 23:5 and 26:1

Tinted cells and text indicate missing or incomplete information.


Character and Object Tracking

Heroes

Villains

Supporting Characters

Locations

Alien Races and Creatures

Technology

Name

Previous Appearance

Next Appearance

Heroes

Cosmic Boy (Rokk Krinn) Non-continuity appearance
Brainiac 5 (Querl Dox) Non-continuity appearance
Leviathan (Gim Allon) Non-continuity appearance
Chameleon (Reep Daggle) Non-continuity appearance
Spark (Ayla Ranzz) Non-continuity appearance
Saturn Girl (Imra Ardeen) Non-continuity appearance
Matter-Eater Lad (Tenzil Kem) No appearance; mention only
Bouncing Boy (Chuck Taine) Non-continuity appearance
XS (Jenni Ognats) Non-continuity appearance
Gates (Ti’julk Mr’asz) Non-continuity appearance
Live Wire (Garth Ranzz) Non-continuity appearance
Ultra Boy (Jo Nah) Non-continuity appearance
Invisible Kid (Lyle Norg) Non-continuity appearance
Andromeda (Laurel Gand) Non-continuity appearance
Violet (Salu Digby) Non-continuity appearance
Star Boy (Thom Kallor) Non-continuity appearance
Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) Non-continuity appearance
M’Onel (Lar Gand) Non-continuity appearance
 
Cotton Swab Boy Non-continuity appearance
One-Hit Wonder Non-continuity appearance
Déjà Vu Kid Non-continuity appearance
Bagel Boy Non-continuity appearance
Rejection Lass Non-continuity appearance
Cable Installer Kid Non-continuity appearance
Nixon Lad Non-continuity appearance
Lox Lass Non-continuity appearance
Cheryl Lad Non-continuity appearance
Windows Woman Non-continuity appearance
Hawkman III (< >) Non-continuity appearance
 
One-shot or Unnamed Heroes:
Crossfire (< >)
Groo the Wanderer

Villains

One-shot or Untracked Villains:
unnamed alien leader
alien guards (2)

Supporting Characters

Mark Evanier None in Legion books None in Legion books
Sergio Aragonés None in Legion books None in Legion books
 
One-shot or Untracked Characters:
David Letterman
Pat Buchanan

Locations

Quadrant Beta-7 No appearance; mention only
Earth Non-continuity appearance
Luna Non-continuity appearance
Alpha-7 No appearance; mention only
 
Meeting room, Legion headquarters Non-continuity appearance
 
One-shot or Untracked Locations:
Sergio and Mark’s studio, Southern California

Alien Races and Creatures

Rabid Beasts of Alpha-7 No appearance; mention only

Technology

Levitating furniture Non-continuity appearance
Holographic view screen Non-continuity appearance
 
One-shot or Untracked Items:
unspecified alien spaceships
Saturday Night Live
Fangoria

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Analysis Notes

General The entire Legion content of this issue is out of continuity.
Only pages 23:5-29 are covered here.
23:5 The sleeping man is Mark Evanier.  The speaking man is Sergio Aragonés.  The picture on the wall is Crossfire, a character whom Evanier and Dan Spiegle created in the 1980s for Eclipse Comics.  The action figure on the bookshelf next to Mark is Groo the Wanderer, a character Mark and Sergio created for Pacific Comics in the 1980s (and then published through Eclipse, Epic, Image, and Dark Horse).  The note on Sergio’s lamp has a 215 area code, which is Manhattan, and thus presumably for editor Dan Raspler’s office.
24 Cosmic Boy’s description isn’t all that off from how some Legion tryouts went.  Ty Templeton did it best with his Legion of Substitute Heroes origin in Secret Origins #< >: “It’s a version of the home game, that’s what it is!”
Matter-Eater Lad and Bouncing Boy have never been members of the postboot Legion, of course.
25:1 One of the standard rejection lines: “You powers would be useless in…” (although usually something a bit broader, like “space”).
25:2 A riff on Legion applicant Antenna Lad.
K.C. and the Sunshine Band is hardly a “one-hit wonder,” having won 3 Grammy Awards and with four #1 hits in a single year.  Their best known songs are “That’s the Way (I Like It)” and “(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty.”  (On the other hand, KC Carlson was the editor of the Legion at the time, so maybe this was a dig at him?)
The Archies are best known for “Sugar Sugar”.
Keith’s hit was “98.6”.  (Danged if I can find out anything more, like even what era the song is from!)
25:3 Tonight on “It’s the Mind,” we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened.
25:6 “Mr. Saturday Night”: a drama about a comedian and his life, starring and directed by Billy Crystal.  5.7 stars out of 10 at the Internet Movie Database.
25:7 Tonight on “It’s the Mind,” we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened.
25:9 Can we get away with talking about sex in comics like this?
26:1 Tonight on “It’s the Mind,” we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened.
Incidentally, Cheryl Ladd is the former daughter-in-law of Alan Ladd, which was the original name intended to be used for Alan Scott, the Golden Age Green Lantern.
26:3 And Windows 2000 shipped with over 63,000 known problems.  No wonder Cosmic Boy doesn’t believe her.
26:4 Tonight on “It’s the Mind,” we examine… okay, enough with the Monty Python quotes!
For a while in the early 90s, Darkseid seemed to show up in about every fourth DC comic.
26:5 Letterman has not hosted them again, just Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg.
27:1 Too many Legionnaires to even get all their faces in the panel.  (Somehow reminiscent of Hembeck’s “Legionnaire Crossing” strip.)
Coloring error: Kinetix’ costume is a darker green than she ever wore.  (Then again, she changes it all the time.  Maybe she changed it for this story.)
No idea why Kinetix’ sleeve is ripped.
Andromeda was Sister Andromeda when this story was published.  No wonder DC rejected Sergio, if his continuity was off like this.  (Of course, Leviathan was dead by this point, to boot.)
28:1 The Legion traditionally elected a new leader initially every year (their time), later every six months.  In the postboot, in two years of their time, we have had Cosmic Boy, Leviathan, Cosmic Boy, Shrinking Violet, Invisible Kid, and Saturn Girl; seems to be keeping pace fairly well.
29:2 Coloring error: based on the coloring, the person grabbing Star Boy is the Adventure Comics-era Colossal Boy.
Coloring error: the halo around XS’ arm should be the same blue as the rings on Chameleon’s antenna in 28:2.

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